Back many moons ago, I found a website called “Ask Kosh.” Like a magic 8 ball, only with Kosh quotes. I had something like that on my computer – back in the late 90s and early 00s I copied my favorite quotes from my VCR to my computer rather obsessively – soap opera quotes, sci-fi shows, whatever shows I really loved and whatever quote I thought would really work. Sadly, the tech outpaced my learning curve, so I haven’t done that for a long time (probably a good thing), but the ones I do have make for a rather hilarious magic 8 ball when I’m really bored.
Anyway. I discovered that the Ask Kosh site is still live! Tons of quotes from the always direct, straight to the point Vorlon Ambassador on Babylon 5.